i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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