You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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