Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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