my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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