windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
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