So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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