Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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