theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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