Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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