God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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