Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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