But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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