So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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