i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm just crazy horny about you
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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