Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
As shirtless as possible
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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