I don't think brook has ever known best
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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