So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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