sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Randomize
