I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
