Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Randomize
