woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You made out with two different species that night
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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