Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
You were trust falling into bushes
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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