Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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