You surviving the open bar?
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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