one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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