Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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