Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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