haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
being pregnant is like rehab
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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