Sponge bath it is.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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