Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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