I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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