ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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