lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
