Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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