I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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