I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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