Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
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