we're blogging at a bar
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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