He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
