I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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