I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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