I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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