Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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