I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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