recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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