We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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