Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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