Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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