And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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