trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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