Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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