Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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