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garbage dick
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you win
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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