can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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