just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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